St. Patrick's day troll

A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.

Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!

by tutyakbi April 3, 2011

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

st patricks townsville

a school that is far better than maggots and iggy put together. while many are desperate for the attention of any male in a five-foot radius, the students aren't as stuck up as the students at schools like grammar and cathedral. An unfortunate side effect of being a st patties girl is the abundance of students that find an attraction to male teachers. st pats has its cliques; the rowers, the music cohorts, the anime kids, the smart kids, the stuck-up cathedral kids that couldn't make it at that school, and the assholes. Side effects may be: as previously stated, the male teacher attraction, the anger that the 'peasant schools' took over the iggy discos, always been seen as a whore because you talk to all the iggy boys, and the somehow strange ability to stalk any and every teacher online.

"where do you go?"
"St patricks townsville, why?"
"Which teacher?"
"...my math teacher"

by theslayestslaya June 16, 2022

st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf

“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl

by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019

St. Patrick's day

A holiday where you have to wear green or else... Also you can look for rainbows with gold at the end, 4 leaf clovers, and leprechauns, but that is something that mainly elementary and Pre-K kids do.

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's day! Remember to wear green or else...

by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021