Squeesh

A homosexual sex act, where the top (the one penetrating the bottom) busts a really large nut into the bottom (the one being penetrated by the top.) The bottom then leaves to take a shit, and comes back thirty minutes after they’re done without wiping. Not wiping is essential. They then get back into doggy position, and whilst the top pushes their asscheeks together, the bottom tries to fart. The strained release of gas amalgamates and congeals the semen, sweat, lube, and feces together to produce a really stinky, but potently flavorful goo.

“Damn bro, your squeesh is especially tasty today.” (noun form)

“Dude, remember when we would squeesh everytime we fucked? That was fucking gnarly...” (verb form)

by boartaro March 16, 2021

squooesh

The act of trying to be romantic but then burping into your significant other's face.

Andy went to kiss Becca but squooeshed in her face instead.

by bunchesofoats December 16, 2009

Squeesplode

Verb; To metaphorically explode with excitement. Used to express extreme excitement or happiness.

Other forms:
squeesplosion
squeesploding
squeesploded
ect.

I'm going to squeesplode!

by Seaphire October 14, 2010

Sqwoes

A squad of hoes.

Look at those sqwoes over there by the bar.

by Broknikk April 4, 2019

squeesh

Greater form of 'squish': to crush, crunch, annihilate, smash, or otherwise cause a disgustingly GRUESOME DEATH, usually by a massive falling object.

Wow, that kid really got squeeshed in Final Destination 2.

by Arturo August 24, 2003

squooshy

From finding nemo, Dory sees a baby jellyfish and names it squooshy.

His name is squooshy, and he is mine. He is my squooshy.

by michelle December 8, 2003

squeeshies

the little rolls of fat that stick out of the bottom of a (generally large) girl's bikini bottoms. Squeeshie spotting genrally takes place on the beach or by the pool - the girl generally has to be walking at the time to get the best view of said squeshies!

Jesus, check the squeeshies on that fat midden.

by Andone May 27, 2007