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squishy jam

The act of sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis. Squishy jamming is often very embarrassing and extremely frustrating. A not uncommon side effect of heavy alcohol abuse.
Melissa and Pat are always making embarrassing peanut butter and squishy jam sandwiches.
by Dr. Porkenstein October 25, 2010
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Squishy Pap

A dog which, when you pinch the skin on the side of it's face, the skin is easily manipulate and can be stretched to great lengths.
"look at this dog, he's a squishy pap"
by LupuSamor January 6, 2017
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Squiny

A word colloquial to Portsmouth, meaning to piss and moan. The word is a mixture of squint and cry and refers to the ugly face you pull just before you begin to cry.
Ben: I can't believe this keeps happening to me!
Phil: Suck it up and stop being such a fucking squiny
by Tattooedben August 24, 2017
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Dream Squisher

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others
I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!
by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011
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soft squishing

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015
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Squish

A squish is a "platonic crush" of sorts that is often experienced by aromantic individuals though alloromantics can get squishes,too .

Essentially,a squish is a feeling of intense admiration,respect, and almost familial love that's similar to a crush,but just minus the romantic/sexual parts of a crush.It often comes as a feeling of, "You're such a great person!I want to be your best bud forever."

Sometimes,people will become queer-platonic partners with their squish - this is often quite a nice arrangement for the person,as they can have a deep relationship with their squish that isn't inherently romantic.
Person 1 : Man,can you believe Winter has a squish on them?

Person 2: Really?Man, I can't wait until they become qpps!
by the youngest of doggos March 23, 2017
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Squishmitten

Quite simply a vagina. This comes from how it fits around you like a squishy mitten.
How'd your date go? I beat the squishmitten up all night.
by Lewisville Slugga February 26, 2010
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