Squirtle

The cutest pokemon by far. Also can be used to describe a guy who is absolutely perfect in every way. Can merge with pikachu to form squikachu, which is the epitome of awesomeness.

OMG HAI SQUIRTLE!!!!!!!

by dancingmaniac2 March 1, 2010

Squirtling

The act of lighting your pubes on fire and having your girl put the fire out with her cum while she shoots bubbles out of her anus. (The reverse act of charizarding)

After I charizarded my slam piece last night she began squirtling me until bubbles filled the janitors closet

by Douggernuts June 26, 2017

Squirtle

A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!

Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"

by SquirtleRaper981 June 28, 2009

squirtled

A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.

She had me get her off last night, but then squirtled me so hard.

by djstan627 December 29, 2011

squirtling

The act of setting your man's pubes on fire and squirting all over him to put it out while yelling "squirtle!"

After the act: "Now that is what I call squirtling."

by iron_ick August 22, 2016

Squirtle

When a women squirts or sprays on someone's face..

I was going down in the bitch and she squirtled on my fuckin face..

by HoustonUberGuy August 3, 2017

The Squirtle

Cummimg to the sound of turtle moans

Hey step-bro, have you tried the squirtle challenge yet?

by Frotaku October 6, 2019