Squirtle

Doing a solo blastoise when you’re single on Valentine’s Day you sad depressing shit of a man

A female who becomes a fucking hose, when they reach there climax.

Wow, i never knew you were a squirtle.

A pokemon that is half squirrel half turtle

most people say that Squirtle looks a lot more like a squirrel than a turtle

Squirtle by Hugfangi April 3, 2019

A Pokemon that likes to ask what the F**K happened to the floor

Bulbasaur: hi i'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: and i'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: and this is pokemon...
Squirtle: What the F**K happened to the floor!!!

The tiny turtle Pokemon It is very adorable and fun to play with

Squirtle I choose you!

A sex move, you make her squirt with a squirtle Pokémon card.

Squirtle by anonymous March 1, 2021

Squirtle by Bo bell June 7, 2021