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Squirtle

Doing a solo blastoise when you’re single on Valentine’s Day you sad depressing shit of a man
by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018
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A female who becomes a fucking hose, when they reach there climax.
Wow, i never knew you were a squirtle.
by YeeticusYaMum February 4, 2019
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A pokemon that is half squirrel half turtle
most people say that Squirtle looks a lot more like a squirrel than a turtle
by Hugfangi April 3, 2019
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A Pokemon that likes to ask what the F**K happened to the floor
Bulbasaur: hi i'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: and i'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: and this is pokemon...
Squirtle: What the F**K happened to the floor!!!
by cacacacacacacaca October 1, 2019
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The tiny turtle Pokemon It is very adorable and fun to play with
Squirtle I choose you!
by Turtles are upon us April 28, 2020
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A sex move, you make her squirt with a squirtle Pokémon card.
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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My girlfriend had a squirtle last night!
by Bo bell June 7, 2021
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