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chimichanga squirts

Jesse: I’m not feeling well.. i think I have a bad case of the chimichanga squirts
by EnlaBodega August 24, 2022
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Serial Squirter

The female act of gushing a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. REPEATEDLY!
by Mr. Stark March 13, 2023
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Squirtistics

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.
Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow
by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021
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squirrels in the attic

Madness, insanity, deluision.
He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.
by gramaticon August 28, 2005
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Briggsy Face-Squirter

A gay sex act in which a spotty homosexual squeezes pus out of his acne to coincide with the vinegar strokes of a blowjob he's receiving. The blower gets a faceful of acne-pus as well as a mouthful of gay jizz.
Fuck me, Quentin! What's all that crap on your face?

What do you think? You know I love getting those Briggsy Face-Squirters.
by Eddie's Thick Gristle November 2, 2008
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College squirrels

The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.
Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
by nwafan20 December 30, 2009
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Dairy Squirts

When you drink a bunch of whole dairy.. then shit super hard. Comes in one hole, out the next.
If that boy gets the dairy squirts one more time we’ll have to fire him from his epic job at DQ.
by anonymous April 18, 2022
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