squirter squad

the squirter squad is a group of super cool people the members are Maya,Toby,Sam,Bean and Nox

woah look there so cool i think thats the squirter squad!!

by anna bernom November 19, 2021

Eggplant squirter

The act of ejaculating forcefully

Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi

by Donald Trumps cunt December 13, 2018

Firm Squirter

When a vagina tightly wraps around, covers and squeezes a penis firmly, as the penis cums

Oh my god, my girl gave me a Firm Squirter yesterday, it was amazing

by Rionox December 24, 2022

Dirt squirter

The anus.

1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.

by Truck 12 October 13, 2015

Squirter Girl

A vertically challenged midwestern milf who is well versed in the art of fornication and upon climax she unleashes a sea of fluids.

“Kyle” thought he had encountered an anomaly when, “Amber”almost destroyed his fresh linens upon climax. At that moment, “Kyle” realized he had stumbled upon a squirter girl, not a myth, fable, nor legend!

by #theCreamyCenter November 20, 2020

sag squirter

An old female squirting on her pineapple juice out of her vagina and into the nostrils of her husband/acquaintance.

Grandma: "Pour it in there"

Grandpa: "Alright its in"

Grandma: squirts

Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"

by anal vibrations August 11, 2010

jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

by Dylowned June 9, 2005