squinch

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

by porkpie hat October 03, 2003

Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

by bongilante June 03, 2013

Squinching

Squinching closely related to the word squanching. Is when someone denies that they squanch to further increase the orgasm from there original squanch

Joe was squinching in the chat at the allegations of him squanching to further increase his sexual pleasures

by Squinching July 26, 2024

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 09, 2024

squinching

word for the the most putrid of smells.

“that smell was absolutely squinching, i had to leave!”

by exx0tica August 15, 2023

squinching

word to describe the most putrid of smells.

“his odour was absolutely squinching, i had to leave!”

by exx0tica August 15, 2023

squinching

word for the the most putrid of smells.

“that smell was absolutely squinching, i had to leave!”

by exx0tica August 15, 2023