shumping

to hump with the shins

eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago

by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008

Simping

Verb version of “simp”
To be “in your feelings”

Feeling emotional in a gloomy sense, usually about unrequited love.
Before becoming very common slang it was more often used to describe heterosexual men “simping” over a woman. More widely used now.

I’m kinda simping right now, maybe we can hang out tomorrow.

How do I stop simping?

I’ve been simping for weeks bruh, she said I look like Tupac.

by Gottaketchemall June 18, 2018

slumpington

The place one goes when slumped, where immediately after they are not conscious. Presumed to be a fictional location

Wow, last night during that fight I took that guy to slumpington!

by Joseppi Lucasio April 6, 2017

Scumping

Playing call of duty out of your mind and wrecking kids just like professional gamer Scump.

I’m Scumping, I’m Scumping.

I just Scumped those kids for the dub, let’s goooooooooo!!!!

by BobbyBabushka May 1, 2020

Simping hair

When person's hair makes them a simp magnet. As a trendsetter is considered Stray Kids' Hyunjin.

Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."

by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021

Reverse-simping

The act of putting yourself down or devaluing yourself for the sole purpose of others complimenting and uplifting you.

That beautiful girl just called herself ugly again, she needs to stop reverse-simping!

by Itshimagain March 19, 2020

Friendly Simping

Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone.

-Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone—

When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone

by Shmup May 6, 2020