squench

Squench, verb: To squat down low to the ground while farting in an attempt to hide the stench.

"William, did you just take a knee? No, I was squenching and you're lucky I did because I had a big bean burrito for lunch."

by P.U. Willy January 27, 2014

Squench

While I'm sure the above one is true, it is also the act of massaging a cock hotdog style with your ass cheeks

see the tokyo shuffle

We were doin the shuffle but she couldnt squench hard enough

by xhollywoodx January 11, 2006

Squeej

Some seriously disgusting fatty shit hanging out the sides of too small clothes. Love handles? More like Love barf inducing globs of shit.

Damnit Naecker, she's got squeej happening, get off that.

by Squeejhater November 18, 2003

Squench

To alter my face in a position of disgust or frustration

I saw a bug running across the floor, I killed it but it made my face squench up. Yuck!

by The original Queen Bee September 8, 2019

Squenching

Me and my best friend shoutout to Hannah b made this word when talking about a fart story

It’s where you are holding in a fart so your squenching

I was squenching my bum

by Squencher January 15, 2021

squeejarred

To be applied incorrectly as to damage or missuse.

Why won't this fit back in the box?
Because you've got it squeejarred.

Don't put my hat on your big head you'll get it all squeejarred!

by Panamman April 17, 2009

Squench

1. Synonym for “cunt” that is acceptable for use in polite conversation

2. Olde English word used to describe having sexual intercource whilst lying nude upon a sandy beach

1.“Madame Congresswoman, you clearly have some misconceptions about what services we offer, and it appears that this has led to you getting your squench in a knot.” -MZ, CEO

2. Oy, that Yank Congresswoman’s face looks like she just finished squenching.

by Wexnexler May 26, 2018