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squeeze out some nuggets

Taking a shit in which each piece of crap is small. Often there are 10 pieces of shit in total.
Bob: Hey man, I just squeeze out some nuggets.
Tom: Really dude? I gotta see that
by trevvvvvv May 2, 2010
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gravity squeeze

When a person wants to have sex with you but you just want to squeeze the booty or breasts. Usually due to a hangover or personal preference
I had just woken up from a long night of drinking, so I just gave her the gravity squeeze.
by dukenorton April 14, 2016
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Booligan Squeeze

An underground way to titty fuck that involves the woman sliding her left breast up the man's shaft while sliding her right breast down and vice versa.
Told Ms. Baughman to gimme the Booligan Squeeze and she obliged. I wifed her IMMEDIATELY!
by Gen. Awesome December 14, 2019
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Short Squeeze

A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price.
Reddit has been able to short squeezes big hedge funds with meme stocks
by Mrstonks January 28, 2021
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Fart, Squat and Squeeze

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.
I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?
by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017
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Squeeze Break

A well timed bowel movement generally held as close to the end of one's work shift as possible. Performed to kill off as much of the last half hour of work as possible by defecating and rendering your asshole boss with little recourse.
Gary made it s point each day to take a Squeeze Break. His boss was wise, but there was nothing he could do. You gotta shit, you gotta shit.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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Watermelon Squeeze

Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.
Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015
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