freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!

Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018

squeezed lemon

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.

Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.

by logic001 June 25, 2010

fetal squeeze

The act of going into a fetal position to squeeze out that shit when you get a stomachache.

I went into a fetal squeeze after having that burrito

by Gifted Child October 19, 2009

freshly squeezed

man juice; semen; can be used as a noun or a verb

"He just freshly squeezed all over me last night!"
or
"Pump that freshly squeezed bitch!"

by dtf in oc December 27, 2008

squeeze pop

The most delicious candy that ever existed. You get addicted to it the first time you try it. The first time you see it in a store, BUY IT.

I cannot get enough of squeeze pops.

by dref said right June 4, 2004

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze

Make sure that what you are doing and striving for is going to be worth any sacrifices you will have to make along the way. If it's a relationship, job, anything in life.

If you love someone more than life itself and will do anything to have her and shes perfect for you, yet you have to move far away and start a new life, the juice is worth the squeeze.

Or if you want to become a lawyer but it costs 100's of thousands in debt and years of studying and when you graduate you have to move to alaska but your starting salary is 400K a year, the juice was worth the squeeze. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.

by BillHem March 26, 2008

Squeezie

See PewDiePie ? That's him in French.

Squeezie is a French youtuber

by strawberry trash August 8, 2016