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Squeezing the Cleavers

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.
by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz May 22, 2007
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Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.
John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
by pookabear July 13, 2011
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Squeezing the beef

The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.
Fricken Kyle is squeezing the beef again.
by Sidney M. owns u August 18, 2007
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ball squeezins

Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.
Joe chucked some ball squeezins all over Cindy after she gave him the best fellatio of his life.
by prevensjonsmiddel February 16, 2008
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sqeezing the twinkie

When you're doing a girl doggystyle with her panties around her knees and you pull out, nut in her panties, and give her a wedgie. Making it look like someone just squeezed the cream filling out of a twinkie.
Don't call me later I'll be sqeezing the twinkie with this skank I met.
by Woody & Broce March 19, 2008
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Squeezing the Custard

The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.
After receiving a hot load of mans milk in the ass, I love Squeezing the Custard!!
by AD218 August 28, 2008
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