Squeef - Sum of squeak + queef; transitively synonymous of "queak." A squeaky higher pitched effervescent queef of a frothy mixure of lube and vastly oppressed air pressure escaping from vagina or anus with a Doppler affect growing louder reaching its peak then winding down to a still as fluid and fizz subdue.
Squeef used as a verb - Cytheria is so virgin-tight, she will squeef after pumping her full of air with all the imperative lube to penetrate her.
Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.
Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.
by Stoopidbiznotches November 4, 2015
A a combination of a squirt and a queef. Usually induced during intercourse, however, can occur as a result of excitement or surprise.
Jody was so shocked at the sight of Tony jumping out of that closet that she squeefed her pants.
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Although both flattered and aroused, Tony couldn't help but later feel disgusted by the thought of Jody squeefing all over his face. He would be more cautious while going down on her in the future.
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Although both flattered and aroused, Tony couldn't help but later feel disgusted by the thought of Jody squeefing all over his face. He would be more cautious while going down on her in the future.
by CaptainHowdy25 January 21, 2010
by Ben dover6 October 22, 2019
A high-pitched qweef.
Person #1: "Hey, have you ever heard a girl squeef?"
Person #2: "Nah man, what the hell is a squeef?"
Person #1: "It's a squeaky, high-pitched fart, basically, that comes out of a woman's vagina."
Person #2: "......................."
Person #2: "Nah man, what the hell is a squeef?"
Person #1: "It's a squeaky, high-pitched fart, basically, that comes out of a woman's vagina."
Person #2: "......................."
by karadji January 26, 2012
I squeefed out a hit.
by Morgan Rose October 20, 2004
An anal queef
I was plowin this chick in the ass and she squeefed on me!
Her squeef smelled like shit...turns out it was.
Her squeef smelled like shit...turns out it was.
by KookyNebraskaBoy October 3, 2009
Black men semen that is abrubtly ejected out the penis hole and collides with white female clit, causing a loud squeaky noise that smells like shit. (May be mistaken for a queef)
by ben oser and nate papaik June 16, 2004