squeebie

high, stoned, or baked. Uncontrollable urges to lay waste to household snacks or powernap on the couch usually follow.

I smoked a couple of bowls of some train wreck and I was super squeebie. Three boxes of oreos and a half gallon of hawaiian punch later I was ready to get high as a giraffes ass again

by goodburger December 30, 2010

squeezing

An act teenage boys like to do to girls, especially on the booty and titty

There he goes squeezing that girl again

by Whattareyoudoing January 31, 2017

squeezing a creamer

Rubbing one out,masturbating

I went to the bathroom and started "squeezing a creamer"

by All the good ones are taken October 28, 2014

residue squeezing

when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. It creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.

Did you upgrade to the latest version of Quicken? No, they've squeezed all the residue from me so I went to an open source product.

How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.

Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.

by AVDO2 May 2, 2011

Squeezing the Beetle

The act of manually stimulating a clitoris.

Sam said she had a good time last night." "She better have, I spent all night squeezing the beetle.

by Sam Puckett January 2, 2011

Weiner squeezin'

sexual intercourse as defined by rednecks hillbillies and what not.

Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!

by jakerater July 22, 2009

Squeezing The Butter

Another term or phrase referring to the messy deed of masturbation.

"I was watching Martha Stewart the other day and i just had to start squeezing the butter!"

"Nice..."

by Ack Londo May 13, 2005