Squatstretch

To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.

Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.

by Spleenvent September 5, 2006

SQUEAT

To juice yourself in gas form, typically unexpectedly; or on command; Vaginal muscels squeeze out juice and sometimes making a gooshy noise

" Oh fuck, i squeated in my undies from that scarey movie, do you have an extra pair?"

"That bitch can never borrow my pants again, she squeated all over the inside, and didnt even wash them!"

by romeo g April 9, 2010

Squeasle

A Chinese delicacy made from freshly caught forest porcupine.

I enjoyed squeasle and beer in a remote Chinese mountain village.

by Doctor Len November 9, 2005

_Squeaks_

_Squeaks_ Is a Minecraft YouTuber and Streamer Who Often Streams Minecraft and other games!
If You Would Like To Subscribe To Him or follow him on twitch here you go!
_squeaks_ is also very obsessed with anime

YouTube: _Squeaks_
Twitch: squeaksmc

Alecisout: OMG HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT YOUTUBER _SQUEAKS_

RydPanda: YES I HAVE HES SOO COOL

by Kali + Headshot December 16, 2018

squeaks

sneakers, shoes
Derived from the noise basketball shoes make on the court

I'm gonna school you homie! I gots new squeaks!

by squipple February 11, 2003

Jigga Squats

doing squats while having sex with a chick

also known as Nigga Squats

Man i did the Good ol Jigga Squats

by Travis Tompkins August 30, 2006

Squeater

A measurement in square meters. But said danker.

Yo my yard is 100 Squeaters long.
Squeater is the measurement.

by 1234lk May 24, 2018