Frog squatter

When u spot a friend, stranger, and or family member squatting on the floor and they look like a frog that’s about to pounce/leap their ass in the air so get some air in the crack. And if they ever try to leap they will get air in the crack and more

Oh shit the principal is lookin like a frog squatter again...

by bellsmagsmolls42069_ June 30, 2018

ding dong squats

When a woman is riding a guy then puts her feet flat down going up and down his dick

Babe come do those ding dong squats on me!

by ashane March 17, 2019

squat and surf

To use a laptop computer connected to the internet whilst seated on the John.

Jon: Why were you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I was caught up in a nice session of squat and surf.

by Adam Zeldin April 19, 2008

Lobby Squatter

A guy who hangs out in the lobby of a fancy hotel, hoping to pick up a women. He is punching well above his weight.

That Lobby Squatter had been bugging the patrons for the last few hours. I think he has been staying at the cheap hotel down the road and he's been here three nights in a row.

by Pub flea October 2, 2015

sorority squat

A pose for a picture where

someone bends their knees into a partial squat position and puts their arms/hands on their thighs. It could just be they just like posing like that or they're accentuating their butt.

Everyone’s face is funny in the picture because when Sarah went into the sorority squat position for it she accidentally let a fart rip.

by Hiken no Aleksu September 28, 2020

Jelly squat

Jelly- any type of ball (football normally)
Object- to kick and head butt the ball. You may only drop kick the JELLY to put the jelly into play. At the end of the game you play paper rock siccors best 2 of 3. If you kick the ball on the roof your teacher must sit you out for 5 minutes........ 3<=8


Gotcha Ms. Miller

Play jelly squat at recess

by NJSA commisioner #.5 March 19, 2009

squat-by

When a person quickly pulls down their pants, squats, and defecates in public.

Some people thought that Jason did a squat-by in the science wing hallway, when in fact, he just placed the turd on the floor which he had carried around in a little tube thingy.

by iLL Ronald February 3, 2005