squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch

(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf

by coolio5251 September 14, 2006

Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex

"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"

by Veronica O March 4, 2008

Squashed nigga

How horrible it feels and how hard it is when your fans don't want you no more. When one feels crushed and unwanted, and unsure of one's true identity.

Squashed nigga, crushed nigga, I feel like a squashed nigga.

by margiechocoholic August 1, 2011

squasher

fat women who sit on men (fully clothed) ...or not

Oprah playing squasher to Obama

by leON November 22, 2013

Squishee

People who are more than friends but less than in a relationship. The in between point for people who like each other and aren't willing or ready to advance their relationship.

Sydney and Daniel snuggle on the couch, but they don't kiss so they are Squishee's

by Daniel Beaton July 23, 2008

squashed rat

pressing you dick up against a window (normally car)

I gave him a squashed rat

by simon... March 24, 2008

Dream Squasher

A Person that likes to interrupt or change other people's plans.

Jason: I'm going to smoke my joint now.

Debbie: no, smoke it after dinner.

Christie: Debbie don't be such a Dream squasher.

by Js January 2, 2015