Squanch-Mallow

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.
Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?
by NJP777 February 12, 2021
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squanch

My squanch is sweaty
by Anonymous November 07, 2003
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donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face
Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!
by Krazy Quyliller November 06, 2017
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Squanch

Squanch (noun) (verb) ( Adjective)
A word that changes definition based on the context of the conversation/ sentence in which it is used.
Man you really squanched that food up

Hey man look at that total squanch over there

Your dog is so cute I just want to Squamish him
by Timmy (Auron chadwick) October 26, 2022
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squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves
Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?
by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023
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Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.
I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.
by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022
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Squanch

Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.
Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
by Squancher69 November 23, 2019
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