squader

A thot who wants to sexual relations with everyone in your squad.

Mike: Who was that girl at the party touchin on jake?
Jordan: Oh her? She's a straight up squader. The whole squad ran train on her!

by bgg June 8, 2014

Hollywood Squares

The fabled celebrity mortuary where careers go to get embalmed.

There are three paths of burnout for a celebrity: Revolving door rehab, paycheck roles in bad movies, and, if you lose all self-respect, Hollywood Squares.

by DancingKali April 10, 2011

squadsh

When someone tries to put a flaccid penis, into a tight butthole.

"Man, I'm tryna squadsh you right now and it wont fit"

by Alienbabe June 26, 2017

Squadstitution

A set of agreed upon rules for your squad that can be amended. Similar to the bro code but can include non-bros and is individual per each squad.

Cam: Michael is hereby kicked from the squad.
Michael: According to Squadstitution article 8 section 4, I can reinstate myself to the squad because of my position as a meme admin.

by Webb_of_Lies September 21, 2017

nephron Squares

A Dangerous Elixer composed of Toxic chemicals and table salt used to kill phesants and train the knights of colombus

I tasted the nephron squares, and it was delicious

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

Hat Squader

An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.

I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!

by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

Chew Squads

The act of giving oral sex to multiple men all in one sitting. Ideal environment would have one or two women suck off 2-10 men one after another. Originated in Philly suburbs.

Hey we should call Jennifer over, she loves to chew squads.

Yo man Olivia came over and chewed the whole squad last night, there were like 7 dudes over my house, she sucked everyone off and went home.

by Dipset Rider July 12, 2011