Person 1: I'm normally straight af but I become a cock swoggler the moment I see person 2
Person 2: what?
Person 2: what?
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One of the girls in Shaun’s stable squirts like Old Faithful during intercourse so he always keeps a pair of squoggles at the ready by his work bench.
by J Slawter March 17, 2019
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I wanted to go fishing this weekend, but my wife told me "NO WAY, You have to mow the Lawn." I then called her a Snogglehead.
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