Definitions by Macaspoobie

alaskan waterway

similar to an alaskan pipeline an alaskan waterway is the act of urinating in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

I don't have any real dildos, so I made an Alaskan waterway instead!

alaskan waterway by Macaspoobie August 5, 2026

Cock swoggler 

A gay man who likes to play with other men's cocks whilst sucking them

Person 1: I'm normally straight af but I become a cock swoggler the moment I see person 2
Person 2: what?

Cock swoggler by Macaspoobie July 3, 2023