Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004

the splits

A sexual position to be done by very skilled gymnasts/acrobats only. The girl stands on her head and spreads her legs open to do the splits, while the guy stands and puts his dick in her.

Milly and Jack did the splits last night at the bar.

by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012

Splitscreens

multitasking employees proficient at doing several things all at once

Splitscreens can watch C-SPAN streams, talk on the phone, listen to the radio, send instant messages, and read CNN online all at once.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

head for Splitsville

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.

An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.

by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010

Splits Style

Ripping someone in half, starting from between the legs ...as in the splits. Requires at least two people, unless the victim is willing to hold his/her own leg.

LB threatens to split Matt in half... Splits Style.

by Leebaby April 27, 2006

Banana Splits

The Banana Splits--four zany animals-- were the hosts of this children's variety hour which first aired in 1968. The Banana Splits features cartoons, live action and no violence.

Did you see that episode of the Banana Splits last night?

Hell no, the Banana Splits have been off air since the '70s, idiot.

by Chris Dixon April 18, 2005

splitsecond split

Changing relationship status in facebook and removing the notification from the time-line in a split second so that your friends won't ask you why went from married to single.

"Joyce is no longer in a relationship"...Now click "Remove" on the notification in a split second before anyone reads about the change! That is a splitsecond split.

by Lucita Jones April 18, 2010