Sparky's skoal slide

When sparky hides his monstrous wad of chew in his drunk girlfriends stinky fanooter

Whoa! Did you hear about that Sparky's skoal slide? He dumped off that whole lipper of chaw in that snatch.

by Tee unit November 20, 2010

slurkyburk

When 2 dicks are forced into an anus. usually in prison.

Damn bro my jail sentence starts tomorrow, I don't think my rectum is ready to be slurkyburked

by Rob snider November 30, 2015

Spurby

Another word for bamboo

My friend Rhianna made it

“When me and Jack were playing Minecraft we found some Spurby and fed it to some pandas”

by MYSTERIOUS[luno] November 11, 2021

Spunky Dildohammer

Obtain a jar of japanese mayonnaise and slather your stale hawt dawg with it. Tell your blind or visually impaired sexin' woman that you're gonna pleasure her with a dildo and butt plug. Lube up a dildo and butt plug in front of her. Stuff the butt plug in her beaver and jam your mayonnaised schlong into her mudflaps. She'll think it's the dildo, til you squirt your baby gravy in there. Then thwap your shrinking dong on her breasts. You must eat half of a Wild Berry Pop Tart during this process, and when you've finished jam the other half into her fuzzy cumdumpster.

Tom Selleck: hey babe want me to rub my moustache on you tonight?
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.

by Murdertrainacomin September 29, 2010

spunky

synonym for "cool" or "radical", commonly confused with the word "spunk", which means cum. but spunky doesn't mean cum, it means cool.

Lil Huddy: Wow I'm finally gaining some muscle mass on my chicken legs!
Charli: How spunky!!

by Constipated plough horse April 7, 2020

old sparky

n. Nickname for the electric chair, particularly that in the state of Florida.

"Any nigga that pop a cap on a cop gonna take a one-way ride on Old Sparky."

by Carl Willis December 1, 2004

Sparky

An electrician who works in his trade for a living. This includes Sparkies such as:

1. Systems Electricians
2. Industrial Electricians
3. Domestic\Residential Electricians
4. Commercial Electricians

And to a lesser degree:

1. Liners
2. Telecommunications\Cat5e\RJ45\Cable Splicers

Explicitly *not* an Electrcial Engineer or Draftsman for they do not use tools or come out to your house in the middle of the night to replace your broken shit)

The Sparky will be here tomorrow to fix that damned switchboard.

The Sparky ripped me off .... again!

I didn't allow enough in my original plans to pay the Sparky, so I'm not going to ... I'll see the bastard in court instead, I'm not giving him a dime! <maniacal laughter>

by Ivonin January 4, 2008