SPUNKY MONKEY

A white monkey that was shoved down Kyle's underpants. Then covered it in semen and then proceded to launch it with high velocity at my face. The last step of a spunky monkey is throwing it out of a window at an old woman.

Me:No kyle don't throw the spunky monkey at me!

Kyle:*launches*

Me :Ow my foken eey!

Me:*throws spunk monkey out of window*

Kyle:Oh shit you hit that old woman.

Me:you hit my eye.

by Job pillow beast May 7, 2018

Spunky monkey

A term usually to describe a woman/man who partakes in a lot of sexual activities with lots of different people.

Oh my god Lucy is such a spunky monkey.

by Touch my clit June 24, 2018

spunky monkey

Synonym/euphemism for vagina. Heard in municipal court in Oakland, CA.

And then, he put his soup bone in my spunky monkey!

by Gill S. December 16, 2005

Spunky Monkey

It’s when you are spunking so much you become a spunky monkey

I was pat pounding and after I finished I spunked so much

What so you became a spunky monkey?
Yes

by Pat10101 July 12, 2017

clappin spank monkey

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.

she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night

by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004

skunk monkey

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!

(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!

by Denhamj February 24, 2018

skunk-monkey

aka butt-monkey, a person who can shave his butt and walk backwards and noone would know the difference

The guy who stole my toilet is a butt-monkey/skunk monkey

by little man September 9, 2003