sprog blog

A blog about one's children, specifically new babies. These blogs often contain way more pictures and baby information than anyone other than the blogger's parents could possibly want.
Man, ever since Joe had a kid, his blog's turned into a total sprog blog. I feel like dropping it from my RSS reader.
by sinospy October 14, 2009
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sprog muncher

someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm
david, you're such a sprog muncher
by aagg April 09, 2008
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sprog bog

whilst in the act of anal sex, the person penetrating releases themselves into another's arsehole. Once the penetrator has completed his sexual conquest, the penetratie defecates, creating a sprog bog.
The Jonas brothers were all attempted sprog bogs.
by honkyjoejoe May 29, 2015
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bog n' sprog

The act of masturbating whilst having a shit at the same time.
I went into the toilet straight after Patty the other day, all the toilet paper was gone, he must have had a bog n' sprog.
by KinksKPW August 13, 2009
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Sprog flume

Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?

Ah don’t you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume
by Tominator May 22, 2023
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Sprog

verb. To poke, prod, or urge activity from someone who is being idle or otherwise procrastinating.

Originating in the god-game series "Populous" by Peter Molyneux (also creator of the Fable series), wherein you could get idle villagers doing nothing in a house to leave and create a new settlement by "sprogging" them. Potentially related to the once derogatory noun "sprog" in British slang, which means a child. Now often used as a term of endearment.
The term saw more general usage outside gaming among Gen-X gamers and older Millennials for any type of compelled activity.
Jeff has been on his 15 min break for 25 min. I'm going to go sprog him out of the breakroom.

We've got company coming in an hour. I'm going to sprog the sprogs to pick up their shit they've got strewn all over the house.
by Slaymeister December 06, 2023
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Sprog

verb. To poke, prod, or urge activity from someone who is being idle or otherwise procrastinating.

Originating in the god-game series "Populous" by Peter Molyneux (also creator of the Fable series), wherein you could get idle villagers doing nothing in a house to leave and create a new settlement by "sprogging" them. Potentially related to the once derogatory noun "sprog" in British slang, which means a child. Now often used as a term of endearment.
The term saw more general usage outside gaming among Gen-X gamers and older Millennials for any type of compelled activity.
Jeff has been on his 15 min break for 25 min. I'm going to go sprog him out of the breakroom.

We've got company coming in an hour. I'm going to sprog the sprogs to pick up their shit they've got strewn all over the house.
by December 06, 2023
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