singing dancing sprite

a term for that guy in your group of friends who loves to put on a show. he is always singing, dancing, or feeling the need to act out in public. you're not sure of his sexual orientation and you sure as hell aren't sure why your friends with him.

1) Richard from the movie The Breakup.
"Gary on the kick drum.. come come!"

2) Jock- "Have you seen Ian today? I need to copy his homework for music and theatre class?"

Hot girl- "No, that singing dancing sprite is probably at play practice."

by yummdelish March 26, 2009

Mexican Spice Suprise

When you have a girl on all fours and you reach in your back pocket and take out a jalapeno and put it in her ass and break it off and rub the other half on her vagina

1:Hey did did you eat those jalapenos I gave you

2 No I gave this girl a Mexican Spice Suprise

by Leddyking September 9, 2020

San Diego Champagne Suprise

The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.

I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.

by Dingerking June 15, 2021

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite cranberry is a flavor of sprite that tastes like cranberry. Appeared in an ad with LeBron James and DRAM. Some say the Sprite Cranberry came down from the heavens. Only people who can harness its power can drink it.

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? - LeBron James

by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018

three-legged suprise

When your about to have sex with a girl, and she untucks her penis from under her ass.

After a drunken night at the club, i brought brooke home and she gave me a three-legged suprise.

by The rascal March 10, 2006

purple sprite

refers to sprite that has been mixed with liq. hydrocodone or codine perscription cough syrup. Taken in quantity these syrups cause users nerves to shut down, including optical. Although the buzz is cleaner then alcohol, it will amplify the effects. Popular around the huston area and its hard to find a atl-ian not totin some of that purple shit. Whatever made this dumb fucker think a purple sprite is some kinda goody bag is beyond me. So tip me a thumbs up and keep sippin that sis-urp.

"high as a kite.... cause im leanin on that purple sprite"

by D-evil December 18, 2005

Suprise Sex

Also known as rape. Though some argue that hollering "Suprise" before the act of raping someone thus makes it suprise sex. a crime which is less severe than rape but is still looked down upon by; teachers, mothers, and the pope.

"suprise!"
"suprise what?"
"suprise sex bitch stop screamin'."

by KEEPING January 11, 2009