shrinking violet

someone who is shy, hesitant, or afraid to have a voice in social situations.

"try not to be a shrinking violet at the gathering tonight,
everyone there will be casual and no one will bite!"

by Polo March 26, 2007

Shrunking

Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.

(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!

by Kat 6 August 5, 2009

Eastern Monkey Spanking

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.

Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking

by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019

sphinxing

Verb.

When a cat lays on its belly with front legs outstretched and head up looking forward, striking a pose resembling The Great Sphinx of Giza

"Awww, look at whiskers sphinxing over there on the couch. She looks so majestic. "

by mcnathan January 24, 2017

Shrieking

A congregation of 3 or more cunts

We sat down at a restaurant and next to us was a Shrieking arguing loudly with the poor waiter

by Jepenator November 1, 2020

SphinxKing

SphinxKing is the king of the sphinx probably but also a part time wordle player, full time fluff master. Legends say he can be found in the deep woods of Egypt probably near a Sphinx or a King (also his name is based on the Sphynx (hairless wrinkly cat) obviously.) also don't ask him to draw a bull, just don't...

WOAH IS THAT SPHINXKING NEAR A SPHINX AND A KING AND A FLUFF MASTER
BRO LOOK AT THAT HAIRLESS CAT OWNED BY SPHINXKING
HOL UP WAS THIS DRAWING OF A BULL DRAWN BY THE SPHINXKING

by NotLotusLiam July 6, 2022

The Sinking Sailor

A creamy mix of captain and a rootbeer float.
1. 2 shots Captain Morgan spiced rum
2. 1 can of rootbeer
3. 2 scoops vanilla ice cream

Stewart made The Sinking Sailors for the boys on Saturday night.

by ZORSE and the boys March 11, 2017