A town right outside of Fayetteville, known for it's Tyson Chicken World Headquarters and Plant and George's Chicken Headquarters and Plant. Often referred to by locals as Chickendale or Mini Mexico. You will find rednecks, Mexicans, and Marshallese people abundantly here. It's the only place Marshallese people emigrate to. High school rivalry is Dogs vs. Cats. Nothing to do here but go to Fayetteville and stir up trouble.
Springdalian: "I've been learning more Spanish in the hallways than I do in class!"
Out of Towner: "Oh, you must be from Springdale."
Springdale Student 1: "I saw a Marshallese person playing the ukelele in the hall today at school."
Student 2: "Did you see the rednecks with the dead deer in their truck in the parking lot this morning too?"
Out of Towner: "Oh, you must be from Springdale."
Springdale Student 1: "I saw a Marshallese person playing the ukelele in the hall today at school."
Student 2: "Did you see the rednecks with the dead deer in their truck in the parking lot this morning too?"
by springdalian21 June 29, 2011
Get the Springdale mug.A rest stop on the way to a ski resort. A random tiny, racist, mountain, two-bit, homophobic, redneck town next to Provo. There's literally nothing to do besides hanging out at the pool, which has either too much urine from the 3:30 kiddy lessons or pollution, or the poorly-planned sewage canal that runs right next to it on 900 South (I use to be a lifeguard there). The football games can be pretty fun, but only if you enjoying freezing your ass. The Mormons control the city, which isn't a bad thing, because I'm a Mormon, but my bishop was also the sheriff, which made it awkward at times.
Oh yeah, and there's no hot chicks. The cousin-to-cousin marriages have declined since the '50s, but people who have been there forever are a by-product of incestuous relationships. Everyone is of Swedish-American heritage, so all the cuisines are completely unhealthy, which explains why there a bunch of lard-asses in Springville, Utah.
Oh yeah, and there's no hot chicks. The cousin-to-cousin marriages have declined since the '50s, but people who have been there forever are a by-product of incestuous relationships. Everyone is of Swedish-American heritage, so all the cuisines are completely unhealthy, which explains why there a bunch of lard-asses in Springville, Utah.
Guy #1: This sucks. Springville, Utah sucks. Lets go to Provo and hang out at the mall. Maybe some easy Timpview girls will be there.
Guy #2: I concur, but the rich Timpview girls may or may not wish to wish to hang out with working class trash such as us. For the residents of Springville, Utah will forever endure the injustices of socio-economics.
Guy #1: Well, I'm hungry. I don't want to eat at the (insert Swedish-sounding surname here)sen's house again. McDonald's is probably much more healthier.
Guy #2: Yeah, you're definitely right.
Guy #2: I concur, but the rich Timpview girls may or may not wish to wish to hang out with working class trash such as us. For the residents of Springville, Utah will forever endure the injustices of socio-economics.
Guy #1: Well, I'm hungry. I don't want to eat at the (insert Swedish-sounding surname here)sen's house again. McDonald's is probably much more healthier.
Guy #2: Yeah, you're definitely right.
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New Yorker 1: "Yo, my girl deadass gave me a springroll butterfly last night. Shit was potent."
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I can't wait to get the fuck out of Springhole!
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