Strenched

To be attacked or harmed by an object or person after peeing on them.

The gel manicure machine strenched me after I had to relieve my bladder upon it.

by Belindabuttcrack January 1, 2021

Sprinkled My Tinkle

When your tinkly winky gets a little sprinkly.

Man... I couldn't help myself last night. I sprinkled my tinkle all over her titties.

by Charming Stallion August 31, 2021

the mind sprinted

An expression to use after a hard dawning you've had.

Often takes this formula:
"phrase dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

"The fact that WWE is scripted dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
"The way she balanced on those thin blocks dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

by NonBad March 1, 2020

squinched

action required to fit something into a space that is slightly too small

I squinched my Juice Box into my lunch box.

by Gardner9876 February 24, 2013

sprince

A Sprince is determined, strong willed! A fighter! One who will state there opinion, and do what's right! A Sprince is honest... Do not feel hurt at ones apearence, they are known to be funny, and beautiful!

Sprince is a European name.

by rrsscc19 January 20, 2015

Sprinkled Donut

The act of a homosexual man attempting to place his short cock into his own asshole.

I'm just making a sprinkled donut!

Kill me

by ShortDickedLlama November 27, 2016

sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car

my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast

by matt May 14, 2003