spreadsheet

A spreadsheet a financial program that was created in the 1980s and quickly became a killer app. A spreadsheet is like a calculator on steroids. Not only can it perform basic mathematical computations but, you can create formulas within the spreadsheet and link the numbers together.

The magical part of a spreadsheet is that when you make a change to one number in the spreadsheet, you can see instantly how it affects the other number(s) on the sheet. In a sense, you can simulate the outcome of a math equation, your money, or anything else that deals with numbers before you actually do it in rl. It is an amazing application.

Lotus 1-2-3, Microsost Excel, Visicalc are all spreadsheets with Visicalc being the granddaddy of them all

by BMoney June 11, 2006

spreads like butter

when a girl is very sexual and spreads her legs easily to another guy so they could insert their dick inside of her.

“Hey did you hear about the new girl?”
“Yeah, I heard she spreads like butter.”

by ESKETIT2017 December 28, 2017

spread ass

1. to cover or occupy in order to save for others, as in a booth at a restaurant.

2. to eat a large quantity in a small amount of time

1. the rest of our friends will be here soon. let's spread ass all over this booth until they get here.

2. you guys spread ass on this pizza. it just arrived 5 minutes ago and there's only one slice left.

by brobocop May 14, 2008

Spreadsheet

An activity or game that is strangely compelling despite involving large amounts of number reading, calculations and thinking with relatively little visual stimulation. Thus, it is comparable to spreadsheets, a form of data collection.

"I've been playing a strategy game on my PC a lot recently. It's totally a spreadsheet but I'm having loads of fun with it."

by BeforeJam April 5, 2015

spreaders

Spec. south london ghetto slang

n. Homies or friends that big you up in any way

from. Spreading the word

"My spreaders got me a rep up in Soho."

by McKenzie January 22, 2005

Spreadsheeting

The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.

Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)

Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"

Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"

Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"

by The Universers February 28, 2014

spreadation

spread of something that keeps on going and going.

Father,the spreadation of your cigarette smoke is getting all over my clothes.

by Cassiee December 25, 2007