shit sprayer

1. The sprayer with nice-smelling shit that you spray in your bathroom after you take a giant dump. Sometimes the big shits don't smell at all, but you should definitely shit spray your bathroom after a dump for the sake of your roommates, who will then shit spray for you.

2. Basically Febreze, but you probably bought the cheap kind.

3. Can be used as a verb: to shit spray--to spray the shit sprayer.

EXAMPLES:

1. Tom: Bitchfuck Aaron, you forgot to use the shit sprayer. Now my cologne smells like your shit.
Aaron: It's OK, if you get lucky you'll just feel like you're doing anal.

2. Jason, should we buy 1 shit sprayers or 2?
Buy 3, Nick's making chalupas for dinner.

by TDfuckingB March 9, 2007

dylan sprayberry

here we have the sweetest 17 year old boy you'll ever see- Dylan Sprayberry. super awesome, rad, caring, and dedicated to what he does. you'd be seriously lucky to meet such a great guy like him.

girl: "that guy is such a Dylan Sprayberry!"
girl #2: "i know! so amazing."

by daddydvnbar September 19, 2016

Sprayer

A woman (usually a hooker) that's a germaphobe who constantly sprays her male partner's (usually refered to as a John) cock with a spray bottle of germacide during sex.

That crazy bitch was a sprayer. She kept spraying my dick with a bottle of sanitizer and puting on a new rubber. Wsshh, wsshh every couple minutes.

by speedbag March 7, 2009

Large Sprayer

A type of fart which is executed with such a force that it rips its way through the asshole, creating a spraying sound. A large sprayer is commonly released in spurts, but can be expelled as one cohesive burst as well.

Jesus Christ bro...whats with all the large sprayers? Your asshole must be tight as fuck.

by Elephantwoods April 27, 2011

faulty crop-sprayer

The action your sphincter makes into the bog after a large night `on it`

Jesus my arse this morning after that `ruby`, it was going like a faulty crop-sprayer`!

by Richard Cook March 28, 2003

faulty crop-sprayer

1)In North by Northwest, the plane giving Cary Grant a hard time.

2)A prostate that no longer functions

"Get that there piece o shit out of my barn."

by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003

sprayberry

someone loveable.

a person who says "cool" too much.

another word for intelligent.

sneaky but not sneaky enough.

to have sexy legs.

silly.

person 1- "cool"
person 2- "omg sprayberry, you say that word WAY too much"
person 1-"sorry"
person 2- "its okay. i forgive you"

"Corbin, your being very sprayberry!!!"

"i made an A on my exam. i'm so sprayberry!!!"

"i love me some sprayberry!"

by haha.love February 4, 2010