Sportin' 

To be stylin'.
True Benz owner.

Diana is sportin' the fuk outta dat Benzy.

Sportin' by GuessWho December 3, 2004

Sportin a tie

Walking around with your dick hanging out of your pants.

Rock out with your cock out? No, we're more professional than that. We prefer sportin a tie.

Sportin a tie by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011

sportin' it fresh 

Wearing a baseball hat cocked to one side.

Sportin' it fresh is not an option.

sportin' it fresh by Chubchub September 24, 2004

Sporking 

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

Sporking by Lord Rader June 3, 2011

sporking 

Having sex in a spooning position.

It's spooning, plus forking.

We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.

sporking by Wachel Bwady February 9, 2009

Sparkin

A soon to be popular slang word that I made up when I was drunk meaning "Poppin" "Amazing" "Deadly" ect.

Holy fuck, last night was sparkin yo.

Sparkin by nashinator June 3, 2010

sporking 

The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)

Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!

Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.

Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!

sporking by Bella the Cool July 29, 2008