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Knifey Spoony 

A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.
"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"
Knifey Spoony by J. Stephen September 1, 2009
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knifey spoony 

A game where a stranger attempts to fool someone into believing or admitting a spoon is a knife.
Org. The Simpsons
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."
"That's a spoon."
"Well I see you've played knifey spoony before!"
knifey spoony by Josh Kolm May 25, 2008

knifey-spoony 

Game which is still winnable by remembering the admonition from a certain franchise starring Keanu Reeves: "There is no spoon."
You can't fool me with that knifey-spoony stuff.
knifey-spoony by Fearman November 13, 2007

Knifey-Spoony 

A slang reference for playing the game 'Resident Evil: 4'. Based on the strategy of using knife attacks throughout the game to conserve ammo for sections when ammo is needed. Derived from a Simpsons episode in which two characters play 'knifey-spoony'. Also applicable for other games that involve killing zombies such as 'Dead Rising'.
We spent all afternoon playing knifey-spoony.
Knifey-Spoony by entryinvalid March 3, 2008

peanut butter spoon 

when there's a competition amongst donut operator followers and you win second place to loser on a cruiser.
Donut: you ever looked up peanut butter spoon on Urban dictionary?
everyone rn: no but im gonna do that
donut: i dont know if its a thing but it is now
peanut butter spoon by Jimbean69 September 19, 2020

Spoon fed hoe

A spoon fed hoe is a grown ass immature female that was born into the hoe life, often named Edina .

Raised without morals & respect, the spoon fed hoe has no problem cheating on her boyfriend with his friends or trying to steal another girls boyfriend.

The spoon fed hoe has never had to work for anything or take accountability for their actions coz mummy always picks up the pieces & defends her slut antics.
If you didn't raise your daughter to be a spoon fed hoe she may have some respect for herself, her vagina & other people's relationships & you wouldn't have to make yourself look stupid for defending her skank ass.
Who knows, she might even grow up & get a job instead of chasing pipe dreams.
A website you can eeeeeeeeeeh... listen to music on.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, can you listen to NSP on spoofy?
Spoofy by jthx October 16, 2014