Spoony

Spoony is a highly offensive swear word originating from Iran. It refers to an especially hairy individual, with the implication that during the conception of this individual some sperm spilt onto a rug on the floor. The father, not wishing his semen to go to waste, uses a spoon to return the semen to its rightful position, but, in so doing, unwittingly transfers some hair from the rug. Thus, the resulting individual is especially hairy.

Dude, have you seen Hugh Jackman's chest? He's totally spoony.

by Daniel Samani August 8, 2019

Spoonal

Someone who likes being spooned.

Wow, shes being spoonaled.

by Spoonal November 4, 2014

spoonky

Spoonky is a word made-up for saying in a strange way that something is crazy or unique or weird. It was probably first used by Austin Emerson and Audrey Bauer, in a Wattpad book titled "Call It Love". It's a good book, you should check it out.

"Life works in spoonky ways, indeed."

by babetown January 13, 2019

Spoony Call

Single individuals who fien for that passionate warm endless comfort found only in magical partnerships without further obligation.

Truly passionate spoonal arrangements by a groupie or by individuals seeking warm endless comfort.

Text message to other participating party:
"I am looking for passionate endless comfort. Spoony call?"

by FrankyMai August 28, 2009

Spoony

Fucking anything really mate its quite booky

Scott- look over there man.
Jord- thats pretty fucking spoony bro

by Lanaxreece July 7, 2018

spoony

Said to describe a goofy but lovable person who just wants to have fun.

E- Yo, Shawn, do you wanna go to the mini-mall and moon people?
S- You're so spoony...

by Shawn B. September 21, 2003

Spoony

When something is found to be weird or trippy usually by someone who is on a lot of drugs.

Spoony things can cause a person to spoon out. (spooning out)

You can also refer to a person as a 'spooner' if they are acting spoony.

Seriously, why is eveyrone in this club wearing glasses...I'm spooning out so much

Stop being such a spooner, Janey

That is the spooniest fuking thing...everyone wis wearing really spoony masks.

by Elizaaaaaaaa December 23, 2008