Spongey

The greatest sponge ever, taken away from us so unduely. Oh cruel, heartless injustice, why do you mock me so?

Sponge
a poem for spongey.
I know you have gone to a better place, but you will always have a place in our hearts


spongey, spongey, spongey my love
taken away so fast
no warning, swept away like a river of loss
thoughtless actions the result of thoughtless parents
but where did you go?
they tried to replace you, bastards, bastards, cunts
i love you spongey, and now you are gone

a quick message to Steph's parents,
i hope you learn that love is not for rent
you broke my heart, it is twisted and bent
you did the world injustice
i hope you know the sorrow you caused
the tears that will be shedded
now that our beloved sponge is bedeaded
you fucks, look what you did!
replaced our hearts with a two for one offer
Tesco; the landlord, powerwhore is going to burn

by The G January 19, 2004

spongeymoralseed

The first thoughts of righteousness

Damn that spongeymoralseed, i was going to kill that ant.

by Jack Dowling June 26, 2007

Spongey Dave

A generic term for someone who is generally un-clean or goes extended periods of time without washing

Johnson: "I just went an entire week without changin my underwear or socks"

Hunter: "What a spongey Dave!"

by The Jizzmeister March 1, 2009

Sponger

A slur against Jewish people.

I'm so sick of people calling me a sponger just because I'm Jewish

by tommy97 May 13, 2020

spongey face

it means you have a very spongey face and you absorb all the water in your face

Susan spongey face is very squishy that her pimple pops out

by Spongey face May 24, 2016

SPONGEY

Something not quote right. Just a little off.

I know someone who did molly and then acted spongey.
Did you see that girl dancing last night? She looked so spongey.
Pouring milk in your nose is a spongey thing to do.

by Unknown 28312 April 9, 2017

spongeltroff

A loonatic who is off their tits

She was laughing like a spongeltroff

by Haryahhcixjsnw September 19, 2017