spologising

spologising is a word having around the same meaning as apologizing but here if we make typos. This mistake has occured many times in text by people who have newly developed brains

Nadiia told her to stop spologising

by www.okok May 4, 2023

Ok I apologize

I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.

I’m trying to make a comeback..

Ok I apologize. I really need some friends to help get me out of this situation

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!

“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”

by Brown brown September 5, 2022

Let me guess you want me to apologize

Talking about you.

Let me guess you want me to apologize.

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

Sploogie

A long, snot-like strand of hot, steamin' semen that falls slowly to the rug from a woman's cunt after she's just finished fuckin' ya on a beat up, old couch with her on top.

"As soon as I came, a sploogie dripped from her twat that she desperately tried to catch with her hand, but to no avail!"

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

sploogie buttplug

A man whos insists that he's not a homosexual when he in fact is. Some men go so far as to get married to try to hide their homsexuality. Have been known to make sexual advances towards their male friends. When turned down, they say it was a test. Then tell everyone that he's gay.

He's not fooling anyone, he's such a sploogie buttplug

by stinkymcshittypants April 22, 2011

opologize

The sarcastic version of "apologize"

"I opologize for you tripping on my backpack"

by alyramesor June 23, 2012