farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

by illigalnavy November 23, 2015

crotch spiders

The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.

Man look at the crotch spiders on her. Impressive.

by huskerbob November 4, 2015

I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

by lemonfresh November 27, 2016

Spiders webbed

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.

Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.

by Beeds January 12, 2008

spoilersport

noun. One who destructively reveals plotlines or other details of a movie, story or book, simply for the sake of revealing a spoiler, or ruining a surprise ending for fans.

"Did you hear about who is in the coffin on the season finale of 'Lost?'"

"You should stop reading blogs written by spoilersports."

by MoJoe13 June 18, 2008

spiderson

Spiderson is what we all call Peter Parker when he's with Tony Stark.

Tony: Have you seen my Spiderson?
Steve: Uh- you have a son?
Tony: Yeah- *gestures for Peter to come forwards*
Tony: This is my Spiderson.

Steve: Ohhh isn't this the kid with the spider-powers?
Tony: Yes, and that's why I call him my Spiderson.

by GalaxyWolf676 The MarvelAddict January 8, 2021