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Al Capone wanted to be called SNORKY, rather then Scarface, to emphasize his image as a succesful business man.
by griffinity August 12, 2011
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McLain Snorkel

when you and your sexual partner are in a hottub, and one (or potentionally both) of you proceed to hold your breath, go under water, and perform oral sex on the other for as long as you can hold your breath.
1. How was your date yesterday? Did you guys go in the hottub?
2. Actually, I McLain Snorkel'd her!
by dystopyan December 9, 2018
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Snorks

A classic 80s cartoon made by Hanna-Barbera, about tiny playful, multi-colored underwater creatures dressed like humans named Snorks (plural for Snork) that use their built-in snorkels to dart about and make music.

It is similar to The Smurfs cartoon but set on underwater. In this cartoon, Snorks have their pet octopuses as well.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Snorks cartoon? I remember watching this as a kid.
Person 2: Yes! I remember this, it's so classic!
by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022
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to spork

To have an erection while spooning.
While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011
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Sporked

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)
You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.
by Essix March 6, 2005
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Jizz Snorkel

When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.
Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.
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Muff Snorkeling

Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.
"I was giving her great oral, but needed to switch over to muff snorkeling after about 30 minutes."
by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008
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