splooge

when a man ejaculates with excessive facial expression

Keith: I'm gonna ,i'm gonna..... SPLOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
Sarah: Bro wtf why u splooge in me now i gon have a bebe

by 🤶🏿 June 10, 2018

splooge

The fluid secreted by the male reproductive organs.

Just great,you got splooge all over my face!

by Jennifer Fletcher January 30, 2007

Splooge

When people go paintballing, sometime the paintballs will "splooge"... this means that you have hit someone with a paintball

Paintballer 1: Head shot!
Paintballer 2: Dang he got SPLOOGED!

by Janjaweed111 March 14, 2009

Splooge

When a man cums and the cum goes in the air and lands straight back down into the japs eye.

-"Have you ever been able to perform a perfect splooge?"

-"Yes, but i've only ever managed to do it once"

by thegrizzelybear September 14, 2011

Splooge

The reproductive fluids in which a male ejects after sexual intercourse or masturbation; sperm/semen.

EW! That looks like splooge!
She got a little bit of splooge on her.
Smells like splooge.

by ShaleHamster February 2, 2013

Splooge

Chunky jizz that spurts out of a rhinoceros

He ate all seventy cans of splooge thinking it was mayo

by Fudgedragon2005 July 22, 2019

splooge

when a man cums on his bitches stomach

i splooged all over that cunt the other night

by ants in your pants724 April 17, 2009