spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

sploitz

Exploits. Often used in a computer hacking/cracking context.

"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be sploitz." - Star Wars Episode III Trailer with L33t Subtitles.

by TeraByte June 9, 2005

splid

Noun
Any liquid or semi-liquid that cannot immediately be identified.
This ranges from pastes found in the bottom of mayonnaise jars that have been waiting in the fridge for years, to that goo that showed up under your car.
Verb
The act of dropping, applying, spreading, or any sort of distribution of splid(noun). Inanimate objects can produce splid.

Noun: The splid in this stress ball is coming out, gross.

Verb: Do NOT open the fridge, something splid all over the bottom and I haven't cleaned it up yet.

by The atomic snowman October 21, 2007

Splondom

A split condom

Rough sex last night led to a splondom, hope I'm not a daddy.

by Dalenater March 12, 2010

That yoinky sploinky

A doer of all things; The physical reincarnation of God.

That yoinky sploinky

by IATCA words March 15, 2021

Sploitching

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

Sploinger

Cannabis cigarette

Skin up a sploinger;
Are you comin round fer a sploinger?
Can i have a light please as my sploinger has went out?
This sploinger tastes of gak!
What was in that sploinger?

by woodstein antrim November 1, 2008