Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!

"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"

by ed2chef April 29, 2009

splinge

Originally a nonsense word, courteousy of 'The Goon Show'
Now, an adjective for a sexy person

1. He/she is a Splinge
2. 'Look - Splinge!'
3. To a partner 'My beautiful Splinge'

by Fenella May 11, 2004

Splinglish

A low hybrid of Spanish and English.

"Did they get my sandwich right?" "Dunno. Chick at the drivethrough was speakin' Splinglish."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

springle

lonely,single pringle

It's sad being a springle,wish someone would date me.

by Shruti Patel February 16, 2019

spingleberries

The resultant feeling of buning and itchiness in and/or around the anal sphincter after passing the remnants of a digested spicy dish.

I just took a huge crap and now I got major spingleberries, probably from that spicy mexican food I ate yesterday.

by Lou dog pimp master November 5, 2007

spliggle

An odd relationship that is hurtful to the people around you; usually one where the two people don't belong together but try to be together anyways because they believe they're in love.

Wow, Ashley and Caitlyn are in a spliggle. They are so wrong for each other...

by runt9a January 15, 2008

Splingledorf

Meaning great excitement or enthusiasm

"I just got accepted into my first choice college!"
"That's so splingledorf!"

by NoodleJamz November 26, 2016