Jesus Platform Sandals

Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).

Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.

by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010

Sabis digital platform

A stupid ass website where you doing shitty exams there for Chouifat sabis and shitty revision sheets for sabis. It's the worst platform that exists and needs to be removed.

Student: there is this website called Sabis Digital Platform

Me: Oh God please no.

by AngelGurl June 14, 2021

Poo Butter's Platform

When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.

Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"

by monkyphart July 29, 2020

Platformlessness

Way of saying that something uses standardized technologies in a way that a service or product is available for everyone.

I like the platformlessness of this application.
Facebook has great platformlessness.

by lead.* April 25, 2011

precision platformer

A type of platformer game that has sharp, accurate movements that allow for difficult and tight platforming.

Celeste is my favourite precision platformer because of how challenging it is.

by Outhauled July 9, 2021

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games; I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change. and join the bandwagon

by Sexydimma January 11, 2015

user on this platform

a absolute pervert who says the n word in every sentence without a n word pass

user on this platforms friend: "hey dude are you a user on this platform?"
user on this platform: "yeah -insert racist word here-"
their friend: "YOU RACIST!!!!!!!!"

by minecraftkid1234 November 16, 2020