splanky

when u take a shit from a helicopter

I hit a splanky in the second world war

by barackobama23 December 7, 2022

splanga

a slap you give to someone when they act like a bledder or when they say sum dumb

ik hou yusu van voeten man
ey stop met praten voordat ik je splanga geef

by lilkindz November 6, 2023

Splingy

Used to describe someone who is annoying because they won't do a certain thing

"That dude is so splingy. It annoys me."

by Splinter77 March 26, 2026

The Splangs

The involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep... You know... that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker... then, SPLANG! and you wake up saying... What the Fuck!

Dude, I was so having a great sleep, until I got The Splangs!

by Fabulous Fabe December 10, 2008