Splatfest

A splatfest is where you pick a side and do turf wars to decide which one is better!

Person 1:Hey! What side are you on in the splatfest? I'm on Cake
Person 2: Nice! I'm on side ice cream!

by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

SPAFFED

To Goo, Goop, Slime or Otherwise Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity

"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"

by TheThanex October 26, 2022

spraffer

Someone who spraffs; Someone who talks a lot without really saying anything.

I initially thought he had vision and direction, but he was just a spraffer.

by T-Spoon July 12, 2002

spliffer

Another word for spliff.

It's only a lil spliffer dog, you aint gettin non my weed nigga!

by Bob July 25, 2003

Splaff

(n.) A mixture of tobacco & marijuana usually in the ratio of 90:10.
(v.) to spark a splaff.

Gus splaff'd so hard Phoebe couldn't get him hard

by HieuHefner August 7, 2014

Splaffer

This is a description for somebody who is accident prone, clumsy, forgetful, stupid etc while under the influence of marijuana.

"For fucks sake Tim, put your pants back on you splaffer!"

"John can't find his way out of the bathroom the splaffer!"

by pirate poobeard November 15, 2003

Spaffed

Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.

Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."

by mark jackson. January 6, 2010