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Got Splacked

Saying that someone lost a fight very badly (perceived as a knockouts) or has been jumped by more than one person.
Usually used to promote the "winner" of the fight and to embarrass the "loser".

(This could happen to one, if one is chilling in the "wrong neighborhood" knowing one is not suppose to be there because one had somehow offended people in the past.)
Jerome: Remember Terio from gym class?
Ryan: Yeah the big kid with the afro?
Jerome: Well, I heard he's been texting my gf so I came up to him and asked him if he knew who I was and when he said yes, I straight up splacked him side of the head and he dropped in the middle of the cafeteria.
Ryan: Damn son! That n*gga got splacked for real. Remind me next time not to mess with you.
by Dfrenchpirate December 25, 2015
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Spacedocking

Whereby a male or female human being deficates from his or her anus into the wide-open vagina of a female human being. Not to be confused with male on male or female on female poo-scissors, similar homosexual oriented sex acts, or any other non-human animal related "docking" act, which is just wrong.
"Dude, we were talking about spacedocking, and then she just opened her box and I spacedocked her with a monster turd."
by Cleveland McDuck March 26, 2009
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Dude you totally office spaced your computer.
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Spacedock

To shit in the vagina.
After some fun times, Luke spacedocked Marissa.
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Spacedicks

A site crafted by god himself. I personally get off to it about 4 times a day, and that's about average. /r/spacedicks is a subreddit of Reddit, and will turn all flaccid penis's into hard erected bull penis in approximately 1.4 seconds.
I use to be a normal functioning member of society, then I visited a little site called /r/spacedicks, now I'm a faget... FAGET!!!
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Spaced

When something is totally fucked up, and doesn't make any sense what so ever.
Dude, that is spaced...
by UrbanLol October 10, 2011
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Splached

To regally expel.
I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.

Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.
by Ovulatron January 11, 2009
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