pissed shitless

adj. used as an expression "pissed shitless," referring to being so angry as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defecation of one's pants.

Guy 1: Remember when that waiter got your order wrong and you yelled at him?

Guy 2: Yeah, I was pissed shitless.

by Anonymous884679552443 November 16, 2010

shitless

unimportant; petty; trivial

my daily activities consist of shitless things like surfing, chatting.

by hippy2981 April 6, 2006

SCARED SHITLESS.

When as a SHITEATER you are afraid you won't get FED.

John I am rimming your ASSHOLE for two hours and you have me SCARED SHITLESS. as so far NO SHIT from you.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019

Shitless

The fact that someone ruined you're day.
and then you had a bad luck but u suddenly remember you don't give a shit abt it, so you slapped them and walked like nothin happened

" lesson learned be shitless "

by UNICORNlover200 February 22, 2022

Spotless rinse

When you ejaculate on your own stomach and simply let the splooge dry

I gave myself the ol ' spotless rinse and fell asleep

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

Bored Shitless

Bored to that far of a point that you cannot even find joy in doing a nice shit.

Example of being Bored Shitless
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit”
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”

by SoBoredShitless May 24, 2018