Smithy

A Smithy is someone who not only has legendary footy knowledge and arguing skills , but is also regarded as the premier authority on the subject by his peers. Looked up to and thouroughly respected , he is the essential die hard fan , never wavering , unfaultering love for his team . He could only ever really support a team like Liverpool.

"Wow I am really impressed with that guy , I have never seen someone more passionate about his team "

" yeah , what a smithy ."

"yeah ,oh no here comes Josh Goodall."

"oh fuck yeah , mobiles out."

by Smithymonster February 19, 2008

The Smithy

When fucking a chick from behind, either through sexual curiosity, anger or just boredom you stick a finger into her anus. The Smithy is not limited to a single digit over time the goal is to work up to a Full Smithy (whole fist!).

The effects of The Smithy vary so be careful when using it.

Dude that bitch was so boring I did The Smithy to liven up the sex.

Mate smell my finger......... I totally Smithy'd your sister last night.

by Rawson Rhymes October 27, 2011

Spittyraw

When there is a lack of both lube and condoms available when initiating coitus. Resulting in natural lubrication and no protecting.

“Hey boo, tonight I’m going in spittyraw on your junkbox ;) !”

by WhosACreamy November 3, 2018

Crab Smithy

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation

I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

slithy

1. Both lithe and slimy where 'lithe' is the same as 'active'

1. The snake was very slithy

by zeekage October 26, 2003

Spitty

Synonymous with the word drunk, it is used in it's place as drunk people tend to be belligerent and not only are lippy, they even generally spittle a little more as they talk.

I'ma get me a couple more beers 'cause I'm getting good n spitty! WOOOOOOO!!

by Arashmin March 13, 2010

sithy

An action or thing possessing the qualities of a Sith, i.e. emanating from the dark side.

Abusing the waitress like that was a sithy thing to do, but he had had it with her attitude.

by Vatu June 25, 2018