the spins

The spins is a term originated in north america, it happens when you overdrink or mix drinking with marijuana and the room begins to spin, usually causing nausea and toilet hugging behaviour. There are two things that cause the spins more than others, one being drinking Vodka and the other being Mixing rum with marijuana. A good way to avoid puking when you start to feel like this is to stand up, ALWAYS stay standing if you are sitting down and starting to spin, i say this in great confidence with years of experience behind this method.

"I was pretty drunk but as soon as we smoked that blunt i caught the spins and my night was over"

by Christopher Bowman July 29, 2007

Doin your mom by Fatty Spins

doin your mom is a very epic cool song made by ray william johnson (our god)

Ray William Johnson: doin your mom by fatty spins is the best video ever made
Person 1: yes.

by Doctor Coomer September 29, 2020

spinster

Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.

Khold's mother.

by DM January 9, 2004

Junior Spies

From George Orwell's 1984. Kids that are brainwashed in order to monitor adults from committing thoughtcrimes.

The Parson's children were junior spies. They accused Winston of thoughtcrimes.

by Victor MMMMMMMMMM February 19, 2007

homo sapiens

A pitiful race that will most likely cause it's own extinction before its technologies fully develop.

homo sapiens died out in 2110 A.D.

by Rick Tankard August 29, 2005

Spinshit

A rarified form of "bullshit" used primarily by professionals, identifiable by its marked intellectual and scientific, legal, financial or similarly technical content presented in a manner designated to obfuscate, mislead, faze or daze.

Dude! Did you hear the CFO spinshit explaining the fourth quarter loss?

by ExWallStreetguy January 24, 2013

Hommus Sapiens

also known as Humus / Hummus / Hoummus Sapiens, depending upon local spelling

From its (obvious) Turkish (or Arabic, depending on etymological arguments) and Latin origins.

A scientific appellation to the species of more stupid humanity who are (therefore) complete dips. Also ironic, because they tend to "spread" faster than other specimens of humanity.

(Hommus being a dip or spread).

"Johann actually had to stop and think before breathing. What a prime example of Hommus Sapiens!"

by Shiraz Jek November 26, 2011