spew mat

A slang term for a pizza, due to the look of a pizza. ie. spew.

Craig: Hey Micko, let's order some spew mats from pizza hut.

Micko: Ohhh rank, I'm over spew mats.

Craig: Yeah shit yeah,but what else are we gonna get when we're too tanked to drive.

Micko: Yeah dog, hook it up.

by craig masterton March 27, 2008

spew key

a paranoid person trying to stay anonymous on the internet while believing the government is after them

he must be a spew key he is so unnatural

by spew key March 10, 2020

spew baby

When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.

For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.

Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!

by Zara Zara June 6, 2017

Spew Pie

When the male gets drunk and begins having sex with an ugly woman, then realizing his mistake as he's going down on her, prompting him to vomit in and around her vagina.

Last night I gave Kathy a Spew Pie!

by Andy Bo-Bandy January 12, 2009

Spew-it-knew-it theory

Spew-it-knew-it theory says that students commonly retain a lot of information for an important test/exam but then mostly forget about it once they don't need to know it anymore.

Believe it or not this has actually been backed up by real research by Hermann Ebbinghaus.

Test question (short answer): What does the spew-it-knew-it theory say?

Answer: it means that once I know it I'm completely forget about it and everything else regarding the tested information.

by Sid Barrett May 11, 2009

spew rag

Important safety device required when ingesting mouth mixers since overflows frequently result in explosive eruptions. Usually an old dishrag or t-shirt of dubious cleanliness hung on a nail within easy reach.

Dude, you shouldn't have given her that tequilla and root beer mouth mixer! We're going to need a new spew rag.

by ted December 8, 2004

Spew-worthy

1. Something that's so vile and disgusting, it makes you want to barf.

2. Something that's so funny, you 'spew' whatever you're drinking all over your computer.

3. May be a combination of 1 and 2.

Some of the things I've seen on the internet are truly spew-worthy.

by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009