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Dictionary Spelunking

When someone randomly flips/clicks through a dictionary ou of boredom, and what you are currently doing.
You: Man I'm bored....
*click, click, click*
You:...... Hey I previously didn't know what this random ass phrase I will never use meant! Dictionary Spelunking pwns!
by Dr. Crowley April 27, 2009
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spelunking

The act of engaging in sexual relations with a woman who has a large, dark and cavernous vagina. This act of extreme desperation and bravery is usually reserved for men who have gone more than three weeks without getting laid, and who are willing to submerge themselves (without safety equipment and/or flashlights) without preparation into a vagina in which many enter and few return.
Examples:

"Koumi was one of the ballsiest spelunkers I have ever seen: he used to fuck XXXXXX without a condom or a GPS system"

"Guys, we lost one of our own today. I just got word that Andrew Tha Owner" died on a spelunking trip yesterday. He was in Wunsch's Cave when he sprained his ankle, and was unable to escape. He eventually ran out of air, and died."
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.
Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.
by Crunchyness June 1, 2009
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urban spelunking

exploring sewer and drain systems in the city
"let me borrow your flashlight, man, we're going urban spelunking"
by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003
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spelunking

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)
I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!
by alternabear June 8, 2015
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ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole
Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking
by Bob February 11, 2003
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spelunking

the sound your dead lifeless body makes when it lands in the bottom of a large chasm in a pitch-black cave you thought was cool to check out
The medical examiner explained the body was found in the chasm of a cave no doubt the deceased was spelunking...poor bastard
by boglin78 August 23, 2004
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